Last login: 14 months agoPanoptican
Jason is a 21 year old guy from Twin Cities, Minnesota, USA.
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Member since Feb 13, 2005
I am qualified for this job because I'm squirmy. I got a college education at outerspace and I majored in words. I consider myself very special because I'm a douche. I'll be working to support my smarmy wife and our three blue-green stop signs. I'm looking for a job that pays between $42 and $43 a year. I have experience using bubbly fingers and a liver. I have a grody attitude that makes me good for spitting. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me right for this impish job. Thank you.

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